I Turned a Birthday. My Body Changed the Rules. — Broken Betty™ Tank

Apparently birthdays come with software updates nobody asked for.

The I Turned a Birthday. My Body Changed the Rules. Broken Betty™ Tank is for the woman who went to bed one age and woke up needing three business days to recover from sleeping wrong.

Nothing dramatic happened. You simply turned a birthday.

Then suddenly your knee has opinions. Your neck requires advance notice before turning left. Foods you've eaten since 1997 have become “a problem.” And getting off the floor now involves strategy, momentum, and occasionally furniture.

The front says what your body apparently forgot to mention:

I TURNED A BIRTHDAY.

MY BODY CHANGED THE RULES.

The tall Broken Betty™ artwork was designed specifically for this feminine tank silhouette, mixing bold vintage lettering with a little attitude and just enough pretty to distract everyone from the fact that something currently hurts.

Finished with a small Broken Betty™ signature mark on the upper back—because the front already explained enough.

• Feminine sleeveless silhouette
• Tall statement artwork designed for the narrower tank front
• Signature Broken Betty™ upper-back detail
• Easy to pair with leggings, jeans, shorts, or whatever doesn't currently irritate your hip
• Excellent for birthdays, workouts, errands, brunch, and complaining about things you used to do without stretching first

No one explained that “Happy Birthday” was actually a warning.

Good Outfits. BETTER DAYS.

Now get up slowly. We’ve got sh!t to do.™

Product features

- 60/40 combed ring-spun cotton/recycled polyester for a soft hand

- Subtle heather texture on most colors (not on Black or White)

- Shaped fit that provides a tailored, slim silhouette

- Rib binding at neckline and armholes for stretch and durability

- Side seams and tear-away label to maintain shape and comfort

Care instructions